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The Pinocchio 

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.
Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.
The Pinocchio by uptown girl April 23, 2009
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The Pinocchio 

When a woman has three or more penises controlled by one common string and the gentleman say “I’m a real boy” in unison.
I heard Margarita did The Pinocchio with the starting five lineman of the football team.
The Pinocchio by SmithDickey January 13, 2021

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992 

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts
Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument

decimating the Pinocchio 

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose
Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

Trump is the new Pinocchio. 

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”

G-Style Pinocchi-Hole, Fade back for the Gurb 

Inserting you nose in to a dudes anus while your bottom lip is wrapped around his bag.
Last night, Andy totally gave Steve a G-Style Pinocchi-Hole, Fade back for the Gurb...it was awesome.
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