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The Perfect Stranger

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.
The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.
by Steviepq October 9, 2007
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It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016
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