The Payton 

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.

While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.

The Payton by Rff28 July 12, 2021

The Payton Game 

A game which involves a circle jerk with eye contact and the last one to cum on a slice of pizza has to eat it.

Bro that poor guy lost the Payton Game

The Payton Game by JimmyNoLegs November 21, 2016

Payton The Gamer

A boy who is a epic gamer and loves Super Smash Bros. He is a huge Nintendo fan and knows everything about them. He can nay nay like a fortniter and can default dance like one to.

You wish you were me Payton The Gamer

Payton The Gamer by A meat flavor October 15, 2019

Payton The Gamer

A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!

I wish I was Payton The Gamer

Payton The Gamer by A meat flavor October 14, 2019

The Peyton

1.Having sex with a bass headstock while on her bed, while her mom watches.

2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.

1. Liz pulled a peyton.

The Peyton by Liz May 6, 2005

The Peyton Manning 

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

The Peyton Manning by The Inventor of April 29, 2011

the Peyton

When you see a friend in a fight and instead of helping you curl up on the floor in the fetal position and start crying

the Peyton is exactly as it is above

the Peyton by BIIIIIIIIG B January 23, 2010