The Jade Palace Special 

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

The Jade Palace Special by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

Ponder one's place in the universe 

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

Ponder one's place in the universe by spotch555 March 29, 2012

The place...SCHOOL! 

I'm typing this on a school computer cause I'm on the computer lab
School a place where human rights are taken away and teachers have super powers
It's a living hel-

Teacher grabs me by the arm:two hours Detention

Me but I didn't do any-
Do not disrespect me

Where are we going
The place...SCHOOL!
NoOoOoOoOoOo• .

The place...SCHOOL! by Catlover#1 March 30, 2020

The whole place is shot 

When "the whole place is shot" the party is lit and filled with people drunk from booze.

The term is commonly used at clubs rather than house parties.

The whole place can also be shot if people are high too.

Oh my gosh, the whole place is shot tonight! Everyone is drunk!

The whole place is shot by Juicyhoe101 July 1, 2016

Straight Up the Place 

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.

Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.

Straight Up the Place by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010

shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

shoot my kids all over the place by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

sucking dick like they own the place 

pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.

Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.

sucking dick like they own the place by panadaman March 18, 2010