The PAWN

The Paper Work Nazi who has an eagle eye for mistakes. She will shred through your shit and throw it in your face if it is incorrect. Piss her off and your balls will get chopped off!

Cop 1: Damn The PAWN is in I better make sure that my paperwork for the jail is right or she will rip through it.

Cop 2: The Pawn is such a Bitch!

The PAWN by Ms. Bitchy March 18, 2011

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The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

The Pawn’s Gambit by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

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Pawn the spawn

Find a babysitter.

We're gonna pawn the spawn on the grandparents so we can get away for the weekend.

Pawn the spawn by mgpoirier2-pblakemore October 22, 2010

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the pawny guy

When you try to play chess with your grandma, and she doesn't know a thing about it. She calls the pawn 'the pawny guy' and you face palm so hard you duplicate yourself.

P1: Check.

P2: Can the pawny guy capture this piece?

the pawny guy by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

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Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.

Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga by fckupthafun September 4, 2023

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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