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The New Slang 

The New Slang is a currently unsigned rap group based in Berkeley, California. The group hasn't gotten much attention yet, and I'm pretty much putting this out here to promote it, but, well, there you go.

LEAD MEMBERS:
MC Mo:lead rapper
DJ Snack:rapper/singer/producer
The Fuckin Cookie:producer/occasional rapper
OCCASIONAL MEMBERS/AFFILIATES:
VHS the Desirable
Rolling River
Konspiracy The Unloved Son
TMI
Al Cappella
Poser Asian

Currently, The New Slang plans to release a mixtape primarily composed of music with original beats, entitled "Threads." The Threads mixtape will be released sometime in 2010, along with a mixtape that is the sole project of DJ Snack and MC Mo entitled "2010," which will feature the two rapping over the instrumentals from Dr. Dre's "2001" album. Currently, The New Slang is unsigned and mostly unheard of. If you're interested in helping us change that, search "The New Slang-Stream" on youtube.
"On my cantonese game show, not one farthing is took
by the fat, sweaty men who cook the books
though they shot me many shifty looks
they left, and left the books crooked
that's why I'm here now, dead broke and nothing's cookin'"

-Rolling River, "Stream" by The New Slang
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