The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011
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2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
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2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me May 13, 2005
Get the natalie portman mug.Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
Get the Natalie Portman mug.1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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Get the natalie portman mug.by mick March 14, 2005
Get the natalie portman mug.An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.
Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?
Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
by Tmacb May 21, 2005
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