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The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.
"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."
by Wilhelm January 8, 2008
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023
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