The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.
"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."
by Wilhelm January 08, 2008
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Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018
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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
by Zross June 23, 2014
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Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp
by lillongo October 10, 2020
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Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
by ThunderTheFurry December 01, 2020
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a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp
by ur dad 84 69 July 03, 2012
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A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp
by Bbcb September 22, 2014
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