The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).

My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.

The Markley by BCS5 September 12, 2008

The Markle Touch 

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.

"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."

The Markle Touch by tressymlouise February 19, 2021

The Markle Effect 

A castle built on sand. Corrupted by one persons touch. To be royally f*cked up. To rot from the inside.

She swanned in and acted as though she was Queen. We thought the extra publicty would be beneficial. In truth the whole thing turned to sh*t. They call it The Markle Effect. We are royally f*cked.

The Markle Effect by Deranger March 17, 2023

The marley and me effect 

When a couple gets a new puppy with the aim (whether they know it or not) of putting off having children. But then ultimately get pregnant within the next year.

"Did you hear that Michael and his wife got a new puppy? Looks like they are suffering from the Marley and me effect!"

The marley and me effect by Donut Holstein February 19, 2020

The Markle Claw 

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.

Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!

The Markle Claw by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog 

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog by trashymashy February 20, 2015

the bob marley 

When fucking your girl you quickly run over to your stash of weed, take a hit and shove the joint in your girl's asshole. This is called the bob marley

Totally did the bob marley my girl last night! Lost my joint tho...
the bob marley is a sex style only for kinky hipsters

the bob marley by BigBoyDaryl August 30, 2017