During sex with a female, begin by grabbing her tits in both hands, begin moving your hands in opposite circular motions "Wax on Wax Off."
When DJ was passionatly making love to Nancy, he pulled The Karate Kid with both of her large tits in his hands while she screamed "Do Me Harder Sensei!"
by Bibanes September 3, 2010
Get the The Karate Kid mug.Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
by ScotchScotchScotch May 18, 2013
Get the The Karate Kid mug.An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
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