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The Joseph Effect

Joseph Effect - a phenomenon that makes us question even the skill of ourselves. In February 2022, the famed New York Times crossword puzzle made it the theme, and defined it as, "a hex that enables terrible teammates of Joseph's recyclable plastic elo, to que up in your match, while allowing enemies of your higher silver-gold elo to connect as well, creating an unbalanced game that makes you question your capabilities as a player"
Man, we got shit on this game, I think I might be getting worse...
Nah bro it's just the Joseph Effect.
The Joseph Effect by Lingulini February 14, 2022

The Joseph Rule 

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.
John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."
The Joseph Rule by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010

The Joseph Stage 

It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.
After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.

The Joseph Outcome 

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

Krill Dog the Joseph

Krill Dog is Joe. He collaborate with Ant Cats. He rages on football/Soccer. He's a rapper, singer, plays sports and a gamer
He is violent Motherfucker too.

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"