The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.
The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC
The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC
by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007
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they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.
Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.
Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.
Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.
Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.
Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.
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Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
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- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken
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