The Johnstones 

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

The Johnstones by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007

The Johnstones 

A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.

Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.


Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.

Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.

The Johnstones by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 23, 2009

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

The Johnston 

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken

Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!

The Johnston by MegaManJohn November 8, 2015

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

Dwayne the rock Johnsons 

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

Dwayne the rock Johnsons by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022