It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘
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The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.
"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"
by apersonnnnnn February 13, 2010
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when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe
when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston
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4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis
Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole
by El sniffer March 15, 2019
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A girl with a PHAT JUICY BOUNCY ASS! she gets played a lot but always goes back. She needs to stay away from guys with T’s and C’s.
Me: Hey do you know my cousin with the phat ass?
Colby: Yes Haylee johnston
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A small town in Iowa with a middle school and high school full of many fake ass bitches who claim to be "Emo" because its a "trend". Lots of the students at here have rich mommies and daddies to give them money to get anything they want or can get them out of any situation. there are also fake ass hoes who found popularity from giving blow jobs. The kids here like to make alot of issues and cause alot of drama. The boys are stupid and joke about "cutting" (stupid af). and if you find someone who is actually nice and doesnt spread drama well lucky you befriend them cause their the only one you can trust at Johnston.
Johnston, Iowa teens:

-wear jokers to be "emo"

Riley: *wears black pants* "WOW IM SO EMO TODAY"

Riley: *wears pink the rest of the week* *BASIC BITCH*
by JMS? more like KMS February 09, 2017
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