The Honest Politician
The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009
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