The Hanson 

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.

"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."

The Hanson by Ragzilla April 28, 2010

The Hanson Brothers 

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

The Hanson Brothers by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

the hanson effect 

This is the effect that takes place when any of the Hanson songs are played. It makes you feel good, and has the tendency to make you fall in love with prepubescent boys. However, this will NOT make you a lesbian, because they will soon get first hair on ball, and get buzz cuts.

May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or premature ejaculation.

Man, that mmbop has got me feelin that The Hanson Effect

the hanson effect by Yeeknow March 27, 2011

The Arin Hanson 

When you're playing a Mario game with a friend and you "accidentally" jump on his head, resulting your friend to lose a power-up or die.

Friend: "Bro! Stop doing The Arin Hanson!"
You: "I'm sorry! It's just an 'accident'!"

The Arin Hanson by uraK February 28, 2019

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

John Hanson was the first president by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

The Hansen Handy by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

The Jim Henson 

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

The Jim Henson by weird sex acts July 14, 2019