The Handy Special 

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

The Handy Special by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019

The Hardy Boys Special 

When two homies decide to engage in oral sex and the recipient eats a can of Vienna sausage.

"Hey, babe, I thought we should do something special tonight."

"What's with the can of Vienna sausages?"

"We're gonna do The Hardy Boys Special."

The Hardy Boys Special by DumbledoreMcWizard July 15, 2019