The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.

I Gave her the Goose.

by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007

The Goose

A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.

1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.

by LB797979 January 15, 2010

The Goose

Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.

Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.

by Dickhead with Clipboard October 08, 2011

The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand

The goose is honking

by Chris Lambert April 29, 2006

Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.

Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.

by UnerringBiscuit November 02, 2009

Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.

Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.

by adamryan March 18, 2009

goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!

by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006