The farts 

A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).

I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.

The farts by Aquemini June 2, 2015

suck the farts 

term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy

"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"

suck the farts by Bobman UK October 27, 2006

separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

separate the poo from the farts by shthed October 2, 2025

The Laughing Farts 

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.

The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.

The Laughing Farts by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012

farts from the front 

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.

farts from the front by niodin March 10, 2008

The one where peter farts into mega face 

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The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

The one where peter farts into mega face by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

The one where peter farts into mega face 

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020