the excalibur

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(

the excalibur by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007

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The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

The Excalibur by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009

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The Excalibur

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)

Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!

The Excalibur by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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