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The Dobbins 

(V) The act of using a single digit on one's hand in a hopeless effort to sexually arouse his/her bitch. Also knows as the one finger to rule them all or the one finger wonder. Opposite of the Hulk Finger.
-I tried Dobbinsing this one girl last night but she wasn't feeling it.

-Friend 1 "I tried to get my girl to squirt last night but nothing happened."
Friend 2 "Where you using the Dobbins?"

-Frodo was ever so grateful when his uncle Bilbo graced him with the "One Finger to Rule Them All", however, it was not long before he discovered this power was for naught.
The Dobbins by Steeldrumer24 December 4, 2014
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dobbin the donkey 

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.
Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.