The Derek 

When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics

Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge

Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek

The Derek by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

the Derek 

Masturbating while crying yourself to sleep

Kyle is a master at "the Derek".

the Derek by dirtyLADIES19 October 9, 2016

The Derek 

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

The Derek by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

The Derek 

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

The Derek by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

The Derek 

If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek

Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now

The Derek by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

The Derek Chamberlin 

To suddenly look up from a task at hand in a surprised or confused manor, as per when your name is called or a noise catches your attention. Think much like a chipmunk who is startled whilst eating a nut and looks back and forth to discover what is near bye.

i totally did the derek chamberlin when i thought i heard a ghost slam my door closed while i was browsing bunnyteens.com

The Derek Chamberlin by Mr. Woodshop Teacher May 18, 2011

the derek effect 

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!

boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”

girl: “you got the derek effect”

the derek effect by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022