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The Denver 

When one proceeds to stick a pipe, bong, or some sort of drugs smoking utility, into a womens vagina, lights the bowl, removes it from the vagina, and takes a hit.
I gave your mom The Denver yesterday bro..
The Denver by gpottsss November 26, 2011
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The Denver Shuffle 

A dance that, when performed, makes anyone who sees it not want to have sex with the person performing the dance.
"Yeah, Jerry went into the dance circle, trying to pick up some girls, his moves were basically the denver shuffle.

the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver
OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew) 

The act of hanging with your crew from a period otherwise known as SaturUnday. To get crunked and babble in a language only found in the SaturUnday period in time! An actual vortex of sloshy funness usually only coherent to the crew itself. Outsiders are most likely NOT to understand easily, unless of course they have been previously submerged in the SaturUnday funday previously before.
Gurl that was some serious Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew) we spit some serious verbal salad. We should have put that shit on vid, it woulda been viral by now already shoot. The only thang missing from making the Denver Get Rich Crew complete was Tranny Tyler! Where she is be?

The John Denver 

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.
Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER

An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.
Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"

Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

Denver School of the Arts 

A place were even hells afraid of. Where it’s filled with Gay people, and depressed people not knowing how to live.
Yo, don’t got to Denver school of the arts.
Why?
Because is gay
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