The Curl 

A superhero.
Otherwise known as Lauren. The most awesome curly haired mofo I've everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr met. (period)
There was this one time, in grade 3, when our dear friend was visited by her monthly visitor. She was sitting quietly in english class when all of the sudden she felt a surge. Her face became quite distressed and she looked to me, her dear friend for help. I laughed. She continued to ask another friend for her sweater, which she then tied around waist. Our other friend didn't know the seater was going to be used for period purposes. Hence it becoming gross and disfigured and multiple youngin's crying.
Long story short, THE CURL OWNS YOU ALL.

THE CURL WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Speaking of periods (^), if you have curly blonde hair, you should shower often. Not every other day, every day! EVERY SINGLE DAY! No skipping!! (That means you Lauren...D...ee...vers. Open smilie) Mostly because you want your hair to stay bouncy and curly and full of life. So... w00t shampoo. AND personal hygiene.
THAT'S HOT ;)

The Curl by X_2_da_Z April 17, 2005

Curl the Pickle 

A man masturbating using green paint as lubrication.

I just ran to the Home Depot and picked up some green paint so i could go curl the pickle

Curl the Pickle by JoeBolbie May 12, 2013

curl of the burl 

A) Unavoidable outcome
B) An often sad or wrong status quo that has always been, and is not likely to change
C) A set of events that come full circle

It comes from the song of the same name from the American band Mastodon. The song is about drug addicts cutting down trees with burls. Those burls - with their beautiful curls - are then sold to wood workers, which in turn allows them to buy even more drugs.

"It's just the curl of the burl
That's just the way of the world"

If you mess with them you'll end up dead. That's just the curl of the burl.

curl of the burl by n0la June 20, 2016

curl of the burl 

A) The way something just happens.
B) A pre-determined outcome spawned from a series of events; may or may not be justified by the means used.

If some douche touches my girl at the club, I'll blow his fucking head off. That's just the curl of the burl, bruh.

curl of the burl by Melvin Clodhopper September 30, 2011

i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl 

your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.

shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was gettin some head gettin gettin some i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl."

i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl by m24 July 22, 2006

the curly hair gang 

The Curly Hair Gang is an internet famous group which consists of 5 extremely good looking curly haired boys (their Instagram usernames):

- Matteus Marlovits (@matteus.marlovits)
- Dante Albidone (@dante.albidone)
- Michael Sinasac (@michael.sinasac)
- Matteo Rossi (@matteorossi30_)
- Richard Byrne (@richardbyrne_)

This term was invented by one of their fans (@pytdante) and has been used by them since then.

HOWEVER, we cannot forget one of the key idol that makes Curly Hair Gang who they are even tho he isn’t part of it, Riley Beaulieu (@rileybeaulieu16)!!

Person 1: "The Curly Hair Gang are a bunch of fine ass mf!!"

Person 2: "Facts, my favourite is Micheal, he totally gets his eyebrows done!"

Person 1: "Nah! Riley forever in my heart!"

the curly hair gang by astrovy April 2, 2019

The Curly Haired One 

Harry Styles of One Direction. Directioners refer to him as this as a trade mark.

Directioner: I was just curious about The Curly Haired One! Now, I'm in too deep!

The Curly Haired One by Niallgirl0993 October 11, 2016