The Cracker Squirm Share definition Flag A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side. At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there. The Cracker Squirm by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006 Get the The Cracker Squirm mug.