The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

by Doombot October 21, 2003

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a crap.

Be right back, guys... I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl

by J.R. March 21, 2003

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

by jspringston July 7, 2008