The Bowen

1) Originally a male person
2) Usually Unkempt
3) Pyjama wearing
4) Nasal Sounding
5) Jealous of other panel operators
6) Occasionally works on radio (talk back)
7) Lives with a golf stick - ( The 1-Iron)

The Bowen is a panel operator who is dillusional - e.g 1) Without a shadow of a doubt the Bowen is leading panel operator in the world, just ask anyone.
e.g 2) The Bowen is Sydney's number 1 and highest paid Panel Operator, ever

The Bowen by stimpy1 August 31, 2006

The Bowed Brockel 

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

The Bowed Brockel by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

fracking the bowels 

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

fracking the bowels by RBAK December 12, 2016

Throwing in the bowel 

Referring to "throwing in the towel", this is when you really have to take a dump, and when you just can't wait any longer, you throw in the bowel, giving up on your body, and taking a crap in your pants.

Oh, when I took all those laxatives, I was in the middle of a meeting. I couldn't take it any longer, so I did the old 'throwing in the bowel' routine.

Throwing in the bowel by c0mp1iment0r December 19, 2010

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

The Bowel Report by Arrackon May 29, 2010

The Rusty Bower 

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.

Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower by Hawkeye91 February 26, 2010

the other bolen girl 

the other preson, the other person going some where, can be used as a code name.

"hey is the other bolen girl going to?"

"what time is the other bolen girl getting here"

"don't tell the other bolen girl who i like"

the other bolen girl by coolasskidd12365 April 22, 2008