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The Bottlejack 

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When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack
JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS
The Bottlejack by medugs September 3, 2016
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The bottlerocket 

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While fornicating, with the male member inserted into the female vagina, the male utilizes a stun gun at the female's anus, causing her to shoot off his dick like a bottlerocket.
Rick is fucking Becky and is gonna attempt the bottlerocket by tapping the brown eye with a stun gun while she's riding reverse cowgirl.
The bottlerocket by Bobthebottlerocketer July 21, 2021
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