The Blasto 

The Blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the ass.

Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ."
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*

The Blasto by xener33 August 26, 2017

The Blastoise 

A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.

Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.

The Blastoise by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Sorry for the blast 

1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.

2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.

To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.

Sorry for the blast by Wildfire83 March 17, 2010

open the blast doors 

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.

open the blast doors by emit June 11, 2008

The Blast

A drinking game originated from Serbia during the Yugoslav Civil War in 1984.

The Blast is the process of drinking anything, (cum, beer, orange juice, water) and spitting it out in 360 directions.
Another member is supposed to intercept said liquid in the air and drink it mid-flight. This continues until someone inevitably swallows or nobody catches it.

"My friend Mike sucks at the blast"

"I married my girl after I saw how good she was at the blast"

The Blast by ElPablogloveolafice February 28, 2021

The Blasko

When you snort an entire line of “booger sugar” off of a huge ass on a hot girl. The line starts near the back, goes over the hump, and stops at the start of the hamstring.

The larger the ass, the longer the line!

If you don’t die… you get to spank her and make a huge coke cloud!

I met this super hot girl with the biggest butt you’ve ever seen and i had to give her “The Blasko”!

The Blasko by Gaylord Jones August 9, 2021

The Blasko

The act of doing a massive line of cocaine off a the rear of a woman with a thunderous ass.

Given the size of the ass, the compensation of the size of the line of cocaine instantly causes the user to overdose.

Did you hear about William? Poor guy thought he had a tolerance, and then tried The Blasko. May he rest in peace.

The Blasko by WilliamThyMighty August 10, 2021