the bae

A blond headed male with bright blue eyes and a perfect smile. He must be really stupid yet tall and skinny.

"hey Melissa did you see the bae today?!"
"Yes hes so beautiful oh my god!!!"

the bae by Michael Angelo bae 617 larusso November 22, 2013

The Bae and Switch

Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"

The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.

The Bae and Switch by Baesically September 6, 2017

The Bae Test 

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

The Bae Test by Random__123 January 28, 2015

monkey the bae 

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

monkey the bae by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Knighting the Bae 

When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.

Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "

Knighting the Bae by keyks September 28, 2015

log is the bae 

Logan

Just the best log is the bae ever to live

log is the bae by loggyboi February 10, 2018

The salt bae 

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.

Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.

The salt bae by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022