the badger
the badger by theBlakester June 11, 2006
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The Badger
The Badger by ouchthathurts1998 August 21, 2016
The Badger Incident of 1994.
A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".
The Badger Incident of 1994. by Aagixaa January 6, 2021
The Badger Effect
In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)
The Badger Effect by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020
spank the badger
To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse
R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
spank the badger by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009
growling at the badger
What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
Also known as "going the growl"
growling at the badger by Cluin September 2, 2003
barking at the badger
british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug
cunt pussy licking
cunt pussy licking
barking at the badger by amuchan October 4, 2006
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