The Adam Curse

A curse dating back at least 5 years which has now been proven to this day.

Austin: Hey who did you draft for NvW?

Andrew: Adam why?

Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?

by Tip Toe Mikey July 16, 2019

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025