The Actually Squad 

That special, group of people who go around making small, unnecessary corrections in everyone's speech. Members of The Actually Squad love nothing more than correcting the small errors other make, so that they can feel smarter than them, if only for a moment.
Their name stems from the fact that they begin many of their sentences with they word "Actually..." However, it is not a requirement of being an Actually Squad member.

There is no formal organization within The Actually Squad, because most members can't stand each other. There is nothing an Actually Squad hates more than being corrected themselves, so when you get two in the same room, it can ruin even the best parties. The are known to completely derail conversations, go on stupid, unnecessary tangents, and alienate themselves from any social scene.

Dude, no one cares; you are a card carrying member of The Actually Squad...

The Actually Squad by The HarlequinHatter July 6, 2011