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The 16 Axes of the Spectrum of Philosophy

The ultimate model, adding the final dimensions of relationship to science and to life. Building on the 12 Axes, we add: Axis 13: Scientistic-Humanistic (philosophy should emulate science vs. philosophy is distinct from science). Axis 14: Professional-Public (philosophy for academics vs. for everyone). Axis 15: Critical-Constructive (philosophy deconstructs vs. philosophy builds). Axis 16: Autonomous-Embedded (philosophy stands alone vs. embedded in culture, politics, life). These sixteen axes generate 65,536 potential positions—enough to capture every philosophical movement, every school, every thinker, every approach. The 16 Axes of the Spectrum of Philosophy reveal that philosophy is not a single discipline but a multidimensional space of practices, purposes, and styles. The 16 Axes don't tell you what to believe—they tell you who you are as a philosopher. And until you can answer them, you're not doing philosophy—you're just repeating what you've heard.
The 16 Axes of the Spectrum of Philosophy "You want to know what philosophy is. The 16 Axes answer: it depends. For Plato, philosophy was esoteric, sacred, constructive, embedded, humanistic, public, theoretical and practical, realist, holist, a priori, foundationalist, traditionalist, systematic, therapeutic, prescriptive. For a contemporary analytic philosopher, it's exoteric, secular, critical, autonomous, scientistic, professional, theoretical, realist or antirealist depending, individualist often, a posteriori often, coherentist often, progressive, systematic, investigative, descriptive. Same word, sixteen axes of difference. The axes don't define philosophy—they give you a language to ask what anyone means by it. And that's the most philosophical thing of all."

The axes allow you to locate any philosopher, any tradition, any text—and to understand what kind of philosophy you're doing, or want to do. Are you analytic or continental? Theoretical or practical? Realist or antirealist? Individualist or holist? A priori or a posteriori? Foundationalist or coherentist? Traditionalist or progressive? Systematic or aphoristic? Esoteric or exoteric? Therapeutic or investigative? Descriptive or prescriptive? Secular or sacred? Scientistic or humanistic? Professional or public? Critical or constructive? Autonomous or embedded? Sixteen questions, and your answers define your philosophy.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026