'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.
'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010
by James Grimmer January 15, 2004
by icecreamman May 24, 2010
a shady and somewhat frogloneish person who hides in holes quite often, it is common to see a shrew eating nuts and berries
by lisa November 12, 2002
1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
by Machoman6969 March 11, 2009
by juggernaut sex monster October 5, 2003
A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
by Gonzfunnay December 20, 2017