pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009

Pound Cake

1:The act of having sex with someone and then proceeding to jizz on them and rub it all over them making them look like a pound cake

"Didn't you enjoy that pound cake?"
"STFU Richard!"

by "troy" October 19, 2016

pound cake

1.)someone who is soft, a straight punk-ass bitch (v.)

2.)Also means Pussy

~you straight pound cake

~Im bout to go bagg that bitches pound cake

by JohnnyTulupz October 11, 2005

Pound Cake

It is the act of defocating on one's phalanges then grasping their phalis and choking it until the chicken spits.

A.K.A.
Choking the shit covered Chicken or Jerking off with a shit covered hand

Yo dude...when my girl went down on me after i pulled a pound cake she got all pissed off and when she was yelling at me flecks of my own feces were flying at my face.

by Chicken Hunter696969696969696969 May 4, 2005

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 19, 2019

Pound Cake

making a pocket pussy out of ground beef, jack off into it, and then eat it

damn i’m feelin like making a pound cake mmmmmmm

by whatthemeeks August 7, 2020

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023