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Pound Cake 

Another word for a woman who would typically be referred to as a whore. Use of this word derives from the overkill of the word "whore."
Background information: Women love being referred to desserts. If you call a woman a pound cake to her face, she will think it is sweet while you are just calling her a whore. See example.
Use of whore:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're a WHORE!
Girl: (Gasp!) I AM NOT!!!! {slaps Boy across face}

Use of pound cake:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're such a pound cake.
Girl: Awww, {Insert Boy's Name}, you're so sweet {commence smile and hug followed by later actions}
Pound Cake by SxE JFB March 7, 2013

Pound cake 

A euphemism for sex.
CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.
Pound cake by RentheadGleek May 5, 2011

pound cake 

A great dessert that you can eat at anytime of the day. If you do not like pound cake than you don't know what amazing tastes like.
Kid: Want some pound cake?
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)

pound cake 

Crude reference to the anus, usually indicating its readiness for intercourse.
"After I got done rubbing down brittany I took a feel down stairs and saw that the pound cake was ready."
pound cake by Psycho Miko May 14, 2006

pound cake 

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.
"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

Pound Cake 

1:The act of having sex with someone and then proceeding to jizz on them and rub it all over them making them look like a pound cake
"Didn't you enjoy that pound cake?"
"STFU Richard!"
Pound Cake by "troy" October 19, 2016