Mom

A terrifying woman you don't wanna fuck with.

Sara's mad....oh no its just Mom.

by Pickle Queen February 9, 2018

Mom

Dope ass woman

Person 1: yooo my mom got my me an iPhone XR

Person 2: but my mom got me an iPhone XS Max

Random British dude: my mum got me a sweater

Everybody: Dooooooope

by luk at all dez chikkens April 16, 2019

Momming

That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.

Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.

Bro, why'd you mom me?

You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.

Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.

by Kevin James II April 25, 2016

Mom

The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.

Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"

by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010

mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

by j0813 January 9, 2005

Mom

She is the best woman in the entire world. Although she can sometimes get on your nerves, and will sometimes fight with her, you love her with all your heart.

But if you miss a call from your mom, get ready to go to the Gulag.

by Master Of Nations December 6, 2020

Mom

somebody you do not sexualize

my mom is killer thicc; amirite?

by get off your phone, John November 7, 2018