The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.
by doc6104 October 6, 2023
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She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon
by bandhumor January 17, 2012
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When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere
by The piss artist December 7, 2022
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A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Cannon: an amazing person
by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021
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A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
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Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
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