jelly wobbler

A jelly wobbler is an annoying person who nervously shakes one or both knees under the table while casually sitting there, causing the table to shake and thus disturbing anyone else sitting there.

Stop wobbling the table, you great jelly wobbler, you!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!

by Martin Overly August 26, 2016

Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004

wobbler

coming from the latin word of wobble, to wobble, to be a fat, clonkerer

" yeh, fuck off you big wobbler " " or " ahhh wobbler! buisness card wobbler? "

by Darbyshire & Walker April 1, 2007

dutty wobbler

A term to describe a song with such a great bass that it feels like everywhere is bouncing around you.

“This tune is a dutty wobbler”

by Cside333 August 8, 2018

Weenie Wobbler

A guy who stands at the urinal way too long, while others are waiting to piss

The Weenie Wobbler was taking forever to pee, while several others behind him needed togo badly

by Rory O'Doul October 14, 2023

cobb wobbler

The act of sitting on a pie, naked, then moving around and masturbating with the pie fillings.

He couldn't wait to get home with his mum's fresh apple pie, so he could pull a cobb wobbler on the kitchen floor.

by Uncle Edgy May 8, 2022

Rat Wobbler

A person who owns a vagina that looks like a rat that has been left out in the rain to die

Person 1: Seen who he's is dating? she looks like a Rat Wobbler
Person 2: Yeah, he's always been fond of cheese too now you mention it

by September 6, 2022