cobb wobbler 

The act of sitting on a pie, naked, then moving around and masturbating with the pie fillings.

He couldn't wait to get home with his mum's fresh apple pie, so he could pull a cobb wobbler on the kitchen floor.

cobb wobbler by Uncle Edgy May 8, 2022

Cobswobbler 

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.

oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.

Cobswobbler by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022