watermeloning

verb: when you piss on a girl's tits

that Bibi is a right dirty bird, she wasn't satisfied until I'd given her a good watermeloning in her Dad's bed

by Miss Teriyaki June 18, 2016

Watermeloned

Mouthing "watermelon" to a song you don't know the words to to make it look like you do.

I didn't know the words to that song so I totally watermeloned it.

by DB-Watermeloner April 3, 2011

watermelons

Big, voluptuous tits

Man, get a look at those watermelons!

by pentozali November 3, 2014

watermelons

A term used to hide the fact u r really talkin bout weeed. Code if u will.

Dude, lets hav a watermelon sesh.

Na, mate skint as a dog.

by The J.I.M.P March 6, 2005

Watermelon

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section

by zester da melesta November 19, 2011

watermelon

A watermelon is a name for a boy who is very amazing. He can always make you laugh and he never takes things to seriously. He is the type of guy that you look forward to talking to every day. He also loves big black pillows. He is very sweet and nice. He is never rude or mean, and if he is, that is because you have made him very upset or he is standing up for someone he cares about. He has a best friend that will always care for him, no matter what. His best friend will always be there, until the end.

It can also be a fruit.

Bradagain Borthwickson is a watermelon.

Watermelon is yummy.

Watermelon is handsome.

by urBFFLisAWESOME124 October 4, 2011

Watermelon

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water

by Onion113 May 27, 2010