The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!
And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.
by Wafulz October 3, 2003
Used to refer to sexual intercourse in a discreet manner.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.
by anacondasupernova December 28, 2010
John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.
by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004
by Saint Lukeh January 27, 2006
a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing
yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.
or
Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles
or
Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles
by jesus December 8, 2003
by shootz January 28, 2005
by bubblebreaker March 23, 2009