Monica Vargas is Christopher Alexander Vargas' Mother. She is a Mexican Transvestite.
Monica Vargas got her penis sucked by her son
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A slovakian gay pride authority he was dating multiple slovakian celebrities like: Alfred kokotbely and Ján jablončik
Hey do you know who Ján varga is?
Yes he is the gaypride authority
by KubyX March 30, 2020
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1. A chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the cock of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn't realize he's a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. A cock block to oneself. 3. One whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.
That drunk bastard just walked around the bar 3 times. This cock vargas is too busy cock blocking himself, he couldn't punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.
by Hennessy Jesus March 25, 2011
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A FUCKING AMAZING HUMAN BEING THAT IS PRECIOUS,CUTE AS FUCK, KIND AND AN INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING - Pam
Damn she’s such a Galilea Vargas.”
by Pam Lynn June 25, 2018
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Scarlett rose varga is one of the prettiest girl on this planet. she loves to dance and skype her friends. the bestest best friend the ever have. seriously if you have a scarlett rose varga never let go of her because she is the most caring person in the world and i (summa dowling) would never be able to live without her.
see that girl over there, shes a Scarlett Rose Varga
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the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..

but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.

secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.
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