A bicurious, short, fat, mexican with long hair that just crossed the border and loves deep fat fried foods. He is known for drinking all the time and being extremely racist. He may be considered extremely lazy and won't change the channel from desperate housewives because he wont get up from the couch to grab the remote.
Vargas loves tacos, not the body part.
by perronypony April 14, 2010
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The act of sleeping with a Thai ladyboy after knowing about the surgery to make the change! This act can be multiplied based upon the number of ladyboys!
Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan sleeping with 2 ladyboys when we were in Thailand?
Guy 2: Yeah! Didn't you know that is where the term "Vargas" came from?
Guy 1: So your saying he pulled a double Vargas?
by PUBE-X! October 28, 2010
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the coolest kid you can meet. Gets all the hot girls and is very funny. He loves drake and and is very cute
kid: Yo look at that new kid
KID 2: Oh, hes pretty hot, he must be vargas
kid: he is, he's listening to drake!
by SammyBammy September 08, 2011
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The act of creating a postive reaction to a negative situation.
When I saw her yelling at the officer I provided a Vargas and helped her get out of that ticket.
by PositivelyVargas September 25, 2011
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Translation from old brazilian portuguese to always mad. When you are always mad you are Vargas. No matter what you are doing or how happy you are, you are mad, even when you are happy you are mad.
"How it's going?"
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by gustavodpont November 28, 2017
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