(Noun) A derogatory term for a north american conservative white ethnic. Sandwiched insecurely between the people that were 'owned' by Europe, and by Europe itself, this suburban, affluent mid-to-upper class culture has a brief and unremarkable history; a Tighty Whitey will project an angry, competitive, ill-gotten arrogance that discourages out-of-house activities.
by Duchowski April 24, 2011
Those tight white undies yur boyfriend hops into bed in thinking he looks "sexy". a queer mans underwear. the underwear yu pray yur man is going to wash freakwently because yu think yur gunna barf everytime yu see those "wet-fart" stains that he never notices.
"damn baby dont yu love how i look in these tigtie whities",
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"
by stephaniie<3 April 17, 2006
A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.
Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by willdood January 3, 2010
Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.
The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.
Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.
Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.
by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017
1.) "Yo man I broke in two Tighty Whities at the same time last night dawg!"
2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"
2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"
by JDMarlow42 June 29, 2010
Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.
When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!
by Henry Sandoval August 3, 2005
by Nate June 18, 2003