When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'
Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.
by To M Paine October 29, 2009
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Predominently male early teens to early 20's who terrorize the inner city. Gangbangers, thugs and "wannabe's". transends race and class as even upper class suburban white teenage males aspire to be urban taliban. Fashion consists of baseball hats with the size and/or price tag attached, shorts and pants hung low so as to provide the apprpriate plumber look. One or more oversized t-shirts worn at once to provide the menecing look of having a concealed weapon. Vocabulary will often times be splattered with the "N" word, YO, dawwwg and bitch. Accompanying music contains much the same as the vocabulary.
My brother and I were walking to the train station when a group of urban taliban approached forcing us to make sure we held firmly onto our wallets and to check on our valuables after they had passed.
by GeorgeMclovin October 9, 2007
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A large beard, or the act of growing one.

Pronounced Tali-bON for rhyming effect, this versatile, yet offensive-to-some term can be used as an adjective, verb or noun.
Steve (with a brief scan around the room for non-whites): Hey Jim, have you been trimming, or are you still going with the full-on Taliban beard?

Jim (with mischievous giggle): No, I've been full-on Taliban for weeks now, it probably just looks like I lowered the terror alert level on this bad boy because I got a haircut. But it's still a full-on Taliban for now, you betcha.
by thegreenblazer May 16, 2011
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A patchy Islamic beard combine with a bowl cut and a taper fade on the sides and back.
Muhammad: Did you see Muhammad with the Taliban fade.
Saddam: Yes. It’s very fresh my friend.
by Versacekiller May 27, 2019
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Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.
“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”

“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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A 17 Year Old Rapper/Singer who doesn’t gives a fuck about what anybody says. He’s A Living Teen Legend Also a Sex Symbol Xoxoxo
Yo Baby Taliban just Doesn’t Give A Fuck
by Vampdemonking November 23, 2021
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An explanation meaning to quickly leave a location as would a member of the Taliban. Usually, but not always after committing an act of terror.
Dipset taliban! I just took a nasty shit in there!

Yo dipset taliban! Lets go carve some gnar.
by Jbuddha December 14, 2013
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