A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.
My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
by Justin August 15, 2003
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The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.
That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.
by Reprac42 November 3, 2011
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the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.
"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"
by themysteriousstache December 17, 2013
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Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.
That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!
by Jinglebells April 8, 2006
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1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
by BIRDMAN. November 5, 2005
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a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.
Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...
by GodfatherPart4 January 5, 2015
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