Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.

Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”

by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 27, 2020

Thomas Le Roblox Player

it means Thomas IS SUSS

Robbie said:"Thomas Le Roblox Player"

by SUSSYඞ_LORD June 8, 2022

zaun players

League of legends in China have a server called Zaun, players there are very toxic and made it famous.

I am one of the Zaun players, all I need is a keyboard to destroy you!

by Snoweyyyyyyy April 28, 2020

Player-Gate

Verb. To pull up in an open location set up shop, sell and market the product

Imma go to the spot and Player-Gate for a minute

by Player Gator May 19, 2017

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 27, 2023

bad player

when someone sucks at a certain game or action which makes them suck at everything at life and is a absolute loser at life

Andrew is a bad player at cod

by l dont know January 16, 2022