The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.
We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.
by Kes14 October 12, 2011
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A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.
Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.
by cripforlife May 2, 2010
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Trash intrumential Players that are gay.
Sophia: I am a Gay French Horn Player.
by SUS0DADY May 3, 2022
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Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!
Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!
by amazing_frenchhornist June 11, 2011
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the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.
bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks
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A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
by Psyduckery May 27, 2023
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