(adj) : acronym for Northeast White Trash: someone who was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia but relocates to a trashy house in Wildwood, NJ for the summer rented from a woman named handschuh aka handjob, often refers to themselves and their friends as NEWTs, can also be called shiesty.
Person: hey how come you guys have a whole in your bedroom wall?
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.
by TruNEWTs (katie q and neanine d) May 19, 2005
by Louisr133 March 27, 2015
by NEWTS~GIRLFRIEND August 26, 2023
by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019
A person with a very large top heavy head (cranium). In most cases the top half of the head is much larger then the bottom half. 80% of people with a Newt head, have little or no brain tissue. When they speak, they often hear an echo similar to yelling in a valley but they seem to enjoy it so they never shut up. Although not contagious, some people claim to hear the voices of newt heads. Former President Ronald Reagan mentions in his diary that he heard the ringing of a newt head once but perhaps he might have heard other instances of it but he couldn't remember. Although scientists claim that most cases of newt heads have come from the Springfield Illinois area. This could have stemmed from tainted breast milk. (see newt milk)
"look at the size of that newt on him"
Patient: "Doctor what is it?"
Doctor: "Well I have seen some cases of a newt head but never in the genital area" (see newt dick)
Patient: "Doctor what is it?"
Doctor: "Well I have seen some cases of a newt head but never in the genital area" (see newt dick)
by Camshot January 21, 2012
When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
by wolfmanmos January 22, 2012